Microsoft has released a statement that Windows Vista’s Wow Factor has been delayed, but is likely to ship with Service Pack 1, arriving early 2008.
Current users of Windows Vista have spoken out about the news. We could only get a statement from two people, because the rest are trying to figure out why their internet is not working. “I bought Vista, and I loved it right away. I would spend days staring at the installing screen, then one day it started up, and kept asking me for information, such as my login name, and password. Am I really that dumb? Giving my login and my password away, who knows where the information would go? Thank god my Dell came with Norton Anti-Virus”, shares Tom Jackson, a 34 IT Professional at the RIAA.
When asked about the calamity, Bill Gates stated, “Microsoft tried to innovate for once, and see what we got? You keep asking us to stop borrowing ideas, and see what happens? Do you really want another Zune? I think I made my point.” Steve Jobs told us later that Mac OS X had the iWow factor since 2005.
You can expect Microsoft to unleash Service Pack 1 in early 2008, Steve Ballmer put it, “It’s great, once we release SP1, we’ll get calls about what broke this time. It reassures us that no matter what crap we put on the market, people are still buying our products. I bet the Apple Customer Support line never gets so many calls as we do.” Steve Jobs responded, by pulling out an iPhone, resulting in Apple Stock to reach an all time out high. <
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August 12, 2007 at 9:57 am
Very Intresting article
More and more i am swayed to go with Apple.
I don’t know it just seems everyone in the area of web design and development go that way.
/ramblings