August 10, 2007...9:55 pm

Jesus returns in Yahoo! Chatroom

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Jesus Christ has graced us with his presence in a LOST Yahoo! chatroom. At first chatroom members were unsure whether JesusC was actually really Jesus, quickly members checked out JesusC’s profile. What they found was truly surprising, and proved it was actually Jesus Christ.

The profile listed his birthday at 12/24/0000 which truly meant that it was him. While the Republican candidates quickly tried to schedule a photo-op, the ABC hit show LOST received usually high ratings. A spokesman for the show held a brief press conference. “Everyone kept saying to us, ‘You make this show up as you go along, you don’t even know what is happening anymore.’ While there is some truth to that statement, I can assure you that someone knows where this show is heading, Jesus Christ. He started to give away the secrets of the show, and unfortunately we had to send Jesus a cease and desist letter.” When asked if he is worried about the backlash from Jesus Christ, he stated that he was sure that his legal team was going to hell anyway.

 

 

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