HOT TOPIC WORKERS INVADE LOCAL ABERCROMBIE STORE

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We have just received word that workers from a Hot Topic store have indeed tried to invade an Abercrombie store. After hearing about the calamity, Hollister workers went to aid the Abercombie workers. As the fight went on, Hot Topic was outnumbered, and just as all hope was lost, American Eagle showed up and gave much needed aid to Hot Topic. Some unidentified workers from the cell phone cases booth were caught in the crossfire.

Some witnesses of the event have shared their story with us. “I was like just checking out the new jeans at abercombie listening to my cute iPod Nano, then like I hear a huge noise, I almost dropped my T Mobile Sidekick!” shares a 16 year old. We have now confirmed that her sidekick is alright, and her friend has received the text message.

Just in: Pac-Sun has remained neutral, meanwhile McDonalds has told Abercrombie that they are willing to help. As expected Abercrombie turned down the aid, and called McDonalds, “fat bastards.” Abercrombie has declined to comment but told us to state they have new summer jeans, and they’re totally hot. <

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