We have now confirmed that something has indeed happened. It happened at a place somewhere on the planet, which can only mean, it is close and we should be careful. Our reporters are there, and are covering what has happened.
“We always hear of stories of something like that happening, but we never thought that would happen somewhere on our own planet”, worries mother of two. The President held a press conference today where he told the American people, “I do not remember.” After being reminded this was not a court hearing, President Bush stated that they have the situation under control, or they are investigating the event.
Meanwhile, local stores are selling water, and life supplies as a response to what is happening. The Catholic Chruch has released it’s official statement, that Jesus is finally returning after 2007 years of praying and building churches. iPhone users, impressed that an iPod has been never able to that, are using not a water-downed version of the Internet, but the real Internet to Google for a solution to whatever is happening. So far no iPhone user has found “somewhere” on Google Maps, mistake, or a cover up?
 Meanwhile Al Gore issued a statement, “Maybe something like this would never happen on Earth if we all used hybrid cars.” He later commented that we will not be running for President, even though he was later spotted driving his H2 Hummer sporting a “Gore ‘08″ bumper sticker. <
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