Next Gen iPod to run Windows Mobile?

Our super accurate insider source claims that the Next Generation Apple iPods will run Windows Mobile 6.  

Windows Vista “Wow” Factor Delayed.

Microsoft has released a statement that Windows Vista’s Wow Factor has been delayed, but is likely to ship with Service Pack 1, arriving early 2008.

Jesus returns in Yahoo! Chatroom

Jesus Christ has graced us with his presence in a LOST Yahoo! chatroom. At first chatroom members were unsure whether JesusC was actually really Jesus, quickly members checked out JesusC’s profile. What they found was truly surprising, and proved it was actually Jesus Christ.

APPLE CHARGES MAN $600 FOR PHONE, BECOMES HOMELESS.

On June 29th Bill Haming pulled together his life savings in order to get the new sleek gadget from Apple, the iPhone. He calculated in Quicken that he would be afford the 600 dollars, however there was a mistake which eventually caused him to become homeless.

HOT TOPIC WORKERS INVADE LOCAL ABERCROMBIE STORE

We have just received word that workers from a Hot Topic store have indeed tried to invade an Abercrombie store. After hearing about the calamity, Hollister workers went to aid the Abercombie workers. As the fight went on, Hot Topic was outnumbered, and just as all hope was lost, American Eagle showed up and gave [...]

BREAKING: SOMETHING HAPPENING

We have now confirmed that something has indeed happened. It happened at a place somewhere on the planet, which can only mean, it is close and we should be careful. Our reporters are there, and are covering what has happened.